Reasons to be vegetarian.
Reasons to eat all the little fuckers so they don’t take over the world.
Reasons to eat a three year old
(Source: uglyuglyugly)
the human centipede on broadway
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but heres my number
so call me maybe
and all the udder boys
try to chase me
but heres my numbah
so call me maybe
HEY I JuST MET YOu
AND CALL ME CRAZY
BuT ILL FuCKING KILL HER
IF WE DON’T DO IT MY WAY
Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party
i’m sorry but can we please just appreciate this?
there is not a single part of this comic that isn’t the best thing in history
thor screaming PIZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAA is my favorite.
I’m planning on making a calendar with every troll+lusus.
July: Little Karkat & Crabdad (◑‿◐) derp.
Rushed a little… my bad /artblock.jpg/b-babies….
FINALLY!
Giveaway time! Thank you all for 1000+ followers, I appreciate it so much!
As promised, here is the 1,000+ follower giveaway: a fangirl feels emergency kit.
- Owl Plushie: to squeeze the HELL out of when you’re overcome with feels
- Friendship mug: to remember that you have friends that share your feels
- Robot mustache man necklace: a little buddy to keep you company
- Strength candle: CITRUS SCENTED! To remind you to BE STRONG through your feel overload
- Frog hot&cold gel thingy: FOR YOUR OUCHIES AND BOOBOOS caused by fandom life
- Hot cocoa: …to fill your damn mug
- Kleenex: you know what this is for
- Audiology black earphones: to drown out the world during these times of crisis
Adooorable
Now there are, of course, some rules!
- You do not have to be following me to win, but if there are changes made to the giveaway that you aren’t made aware of (such as end date), you are responsible!
- Please tag your giveaway so that your followers can block it if they want to
- Do not reblog more than 3 times a day. No dash clogging, it’s rude! Likes also count as an entry.
- Make sure you are willing to give your address to me and if you must ask for parental permission, please do so
- Make sure your ask box is open. The winner will be notified in their ask box about the win.
- I will ship internationally, however if the winner is not in the United States or Canada, shipping may be delayed based on cost, but the winner will still receive the items (eventually)
The giveaway will conclude on Friday, June 8, 2012 (one month from now) at around 5pm Central Standard Time. I will be using a random number generator to determine who the winner is!A big thank you to Sarah for making the graphic for me!WOW everyone!
I made this giveaway to celebrate over 1,000 followers and somehow in that time, I gained a whole new thousand! @____@To celebrate the new milestone of over 2,000 followers, I’ve decided to add to the giveaway!! One lucky winner will receive all of the items from the Fandom Survival pack, and a few random fandom-y things that I’ve thrown together. If they’re not your cup of tea, I’m sorry! Stuff is always good to have though, right? :D
- Jawn the Hedgehog eraser
- Marvel’s The Avengers Iron Man Vinyl Bobble Head
- Marvel’s Captain America button
- Marvel’s Captain America jelly bracelet
- Three Adventure Time buttons
7 days omg
SPACE IS REALLY PRETTY I LIKE SPACE SPACE IS JUST REALLY GREAT AND GORGEOUS AND SO INTERESTING LIKE ITS SO HUGE AND WE ARE SO TINY AND SPACE IS JUST
GREAT I LOVE SPACE
For no reason whatsoever other than the fact that I felt like making something, I made a Smuppet! But since I really have no need of one and probably could make another if I wished, I will be giving this away!
He’s made of this really nice lime green material I got on sale at a local fabric store. I am not sure what it is, but it’s definitely not fleece or that. It’s filled with polyfill and while I typically don’t have the cat all over my stuff, it will come from a cat-friendly home. He’s about 16 inches from nose tip to the furthest point, 15 inches from nose to butt. He’s subject to human imperfections, but I’m pretty satisfied with him.
Rules:
- There will be only one winner, chosen on June 14, 2012 at 12pm Eastern Daylight Time (UTC-04:00).
- Likes and reblogs both count! You can reblog up to ten times. You don’t have to follow me
unless you want to be my friend.- Using a separate giveaway blog isn’t cool. That won’t be allowed.
- I would prefer USA only just because of shipping costs, but if you’re willing to chip in for shipping if you win I’ll go international too.
- Winners will be chosen via random.org. Make sure your ask box is open!
Good luck!
Maybelline “Confidence” ads. SO happy with how the colors in these turned out in printing and matting. To clarify, these are not real Maybelline ads, they were created for an advertising class.
EDIT: This is important. This means a lot to me. I legitimately believe a huge mistake was made today.
These ads were a part of my portfolio into the advanced advertising program at my school. About half of the people who apply get in. I got into the first two creative classes, intro and intermediate, and I was confident I would get into advanced… especially after I posted these on tumblr and in a matter of a few hours got THOUSANDS of notes with people saying that they loved them, most people even believing they were real advertisements and not something a 21 year old student made for class.
The only reservation I had was that my portfolio was being judged by two older men. Two men who have never worn makeup in their lives. Two men who would probably not even begin to understand what this campaign means. Two men who have never been under societal pressures to wear makeup, but then being told they’re insecure for doing so.
Those reservations might have been founded, as evidenced by the fact that I did not get in. I was rejected. I got over 5,500 notes on these ads in 24 hours, yet I was rejected for not being good enough. I can’t finish the program, and I have to figure out where to go from here.
Now to the good stuff: Tumblr is amazing. Everyone who has reblogged this, whether your comments were negative or positive, is amazing. I find it truly astounding that these have gotten so much attention. These, which are advertisements selling you something, something people inherently dislike. I am humbled, shocked, and grateful. This is the first time since I’ve been in advertising that I felt like I was doing something right… that maybe, just maybe, I could make it in this industry and make a positive change.
Those dreams were squashed today. I cried, and I complained. I’m angry — but not at myself like I thought I would be. I feel they made a mistake. I refuse to believe that I’m in the bottom 50% of the people who applied. I deserve to be in that program, and I know it. Thousands of people can’t be wrong that this is a good idea. An idea that MEANS something, and idea that resonates with many people. 2 older, conventional men can absolutely be wrong when it comes to judging what makes a good makeup ad.
Here’s where you come in. Let’s make them regret their decision. Reblog this, like it, comment on it, whatever. Let’s get this attention… so much attention that they can’t ignore it. While the decisions are most likely final, I want to make them think twice. I want them to look back, and believe that they fucked up. If it doesn’t even benefit me personally, I want them to think about how fair a panel of 2 male judges is when it comes to evaluating work done by women, for an audience that consists of predominantly people who identify as women.
So let’s do this. They fucked up; I deserved to be accepted. I know it, and I have a feeling you guys know it too.
Reblog it, guys. This is pretty legit and it’s also pretty in general.
These are really great????